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Leslie
Crowther
The
late
Leslie
Crowther’s
1994
autobiography
The
Bonus
Of
Laughter,
published
by
Hodder
&
Stoughton,
mentions
Dorothy.
Leslie
wrote:
That
autumn
the
hugely
popular
singer
Dorothy
Squires
was
holding
auditions
for
the
double
part
of
Alderman
Fitzwarren/Sultan
of
Morocco
in
Dick
Whittington
&
His
Cat,
which
was
due
to
open
at
the
New
Cross
Empire
on
22
December
1951.
I
went
along
and
got
the
part.
The
pantomime
was
hugely
successful
and
Dorothy’s
personality
endeared
her
to
the
audiences.
At
the
time
she
was
having
a
ding-dong
with
Roger
Moore.
I
must
say
I
was
impressed
whenever
he
came
to
the
stage
door.
He
was
a
star
in
the
J.
Arthur
Rank
chain
of
featured
artists
-
and,
of
course,
extremely
handsome.
Dick
Whittington
unfortunately
lasted
for
only
a
month
and
then,
like
Christmas,
we
closed.
Norma
Farnes
was
Spike
Milligan’s
manager
for
36
years.
Her
book
Spike:
An
Intimate
Memoir
was
published
by
Fourth
Estate
in
2003,and
mentions
Dorothy.
….
Above
all,
Dad
(Norma’s
father)
idolised
a
great
ballad
singer,
fiery
Dorothy
Squires.
After
meeting
in
the
Middlesborough
Empire
they
became
friends
and
he
looked
out
for
her,
not
that
she
needed
any
help
because
she
could
be
as
tough
as
a
bar
room
brawler.
Whenever
she
was
within
travelling
distance
of
Thornaby,
Dad
would
be
in
the
audience
and
through
all
her
tempestuous
affairs
he
was
the
one
who
listened
quietly
to
talk
of
her
latest
love,
and
the
inevitable
parting
which
had
given
so
much
pain
–
temporarily
at
least,
for
there
was
always
a
new
man
in
her
life
(this
was
before
Dorothy
married
Roger
Moore).
Dad
knew
that
Dorothy
could
be
a
demanding
monster
with
the
hide
of
a
politician
and,
like
many
of
that
breed,
she
was
often
ruthless
and
unforgiving.
But
because
of
her
talent
he
excused
her
frailties.
My
parents
often
went
backstage
to
see
Dorothy
after
the
curtain
came
down
and,
one
evening
when
I
was
about
12,
they
took
me
along
with
them.
I
was
utterly
bewitched
by
this
glamorous
singer.
Dorothy
is
mentioned
in
Roger
Lewis’
biography
of
the
late
Peter
Sellers,
The
Life
And
Death
Of
Peter
Sellers,
published
by
Arrow
Books
Lewis
writes:
“Also
relevant
to
the
psychodrama
is
his
{Sellers)
fondness
for
younger
women
as
he
got
older
–
women
who
were
his
children’s
contemporaries.
He
once
said
to
Dorothy
Squires,
‘Dot,
love,
I
can’t
help
it,’
and
she
said,
‘You
are
your
own
worst
enemy,
going
around
with
all
these
starlets,’
–
‘But
I
just
can’t
help
it’.
Referring
to
one
of
Seller’s
early
performances
in
variety,
Lewis
adds:
“Sellers
was
back
to
being
Sellers
when
he
went,
next,
to
Peterborough,
as
the
bottom
of
the
bill
comic
in
a
show
starring
Dorothy
Squires.
Dorothy,
in
sunglasses
and
white
rabbit
fur,
was
then
starting
out
as
a
songbird
with
Billy
Reid’s
Accordion
Band.
If
Ethel
Merman
and
Edith
Piaf
had
mated,
Dot
might
have
been
the
result.
She
was
never
any
stranger
to
controversy
(she
tended
to
biff
policemen
if
they
attempted
to
breathalyse
her)
and
when
her
under-insured
house
caught
fire,
she
quipped:
’Next
time
I’ll
live
near
water.’
She
moved
to
a
riverside
property
outside
Maidenhead
and
was
flooded.
Her
ballads
thus
had
to
do
with
women
who
find
fate
an
unpredictable
jade;
who
are
neglected
and
degraded
–
and
her
torchy
numbers
might
easily
be
applied
too,
to
the
trampish
life
of
any
performer.
‘Sticks
and
stones
is
the
name
of
the
game/For
the
clowns
who
choose
to
entertain.’
All
apt
for
Sellers,
whose
George
Formby
impressions
and
uke
playing
were
boring
the
audience
in
Peterborough
to
distraction.
‘To
stand
on
a
stage
and
be
the
centre
of
such
hostility
is
a
frightening
experience.
I
was
literally
shaking
when
I
came
off,’
he
remembered.
‘During
the
interval
between
houses
the
manager
came
to
the
dressing
room
I
was
sharing
with
six
others,
and
handed
me
a
cheque
for
£12.
‘You’re
no
good
here,
Sellers
boy.
Here’s
your
money.
There’s
no
need
for
you
to
appear
again.’
I
sat
there
miserably,
determined
not
to
give
up,
but
not
knowing
what
to
do.’
Miss
Squires,
realising
that
her
own
vampish
act
was
affecting
the
audience’s
mood,
unpreparing
people
for
Seller’s
whimsicalities,
interceded
on
the
young
man’s
behalf.
‘I
hear
you’ve
fired
the
comic,’
she
said
to
the
manager.
‘I’d
like
you
to
keep
him
on.
You
know
Monday’s
always
a
bad
house.’
‘Well,’
came
the
grudging
assent.
‘I
think
he
must
be
the
worst
comic
in
the
business.’
Disconsolately,
the
non-comic
went
back
to
the
drums,
‘as
I
had
quite
an
aptitude
for
that,’
and
he
received
£12.10s
for
a
week
at
the
Aldershot
Hippodrome,
commencing
February
9th
1948.
‘It’s
a
story
of
total
and
absolute
disaster,’
Graham
Stark
has
said
of
Sellers’
appearance
there,
‘it
unfailingly
reduced
me
to
tears
of
laughter.’
In
his 1985 autobiography Stagestruck (Weidenfeld &
Nicholson) Lionel Blair noted:
I
booked into a hotel in Hollywood and thought it might be worth trying to
contact Roger Moore as he was living there by then.
I’d stupidly left my address book in London, so I rang the
biggest agency in Hollywood and asked if they knew where he was.
They very helpfully put me on to his agency, who said they
couldn’t give out numbers, but they would pass on a message to him.
I think within five minutes of that call Roger was on to me,
insisting that I pack my bags right away and he would come over and take
me to his house in Westbury. There
he introduced me to his wife, Dorothy Squires, and they were both
immensely kind and entertained me royally.
There were lots of rumours in Hollywood that things were strained
between them, but while I was with them there was no outward sign of it.
But that’s Hollywood, people are on show even when they’re at
home …
In her 1984
autobiography So Much Love, (Hutchinson) Beryl wrote:
One
of the first weeks I ever did in variety was at the Argyll, Birkenhead.
As I approached the theatre I saw the word REID written in great
big letters and thought, really, for £5 a week they’re overdoing the
billing a bit, then when I got nearer I saw that it was Billy Reid and his
Accordion Band, with Dorothy Squires as the singer, and I was tiny, tiny
– down in the wines and spirits bit.
There were the most wonderful rows with broken chairs and flying
records from Billy Reid and Dorothy Squires, something I’ve never
witnessed before in my life. I was still quite sheltered and my brother drove me back
every night.
The late
Dame Barbara Cartland paid tribute to Dorothy in her 1982 Book Of
Celebrities (Quartet)
I had
heard vaguely of her turbulent quarrels, her unhappiness when Roger Moore
left her, her numerous law-cases and many other things.
I knew she had enormous voice because, like Harry Secombe and
Shirley Bassey, she came from Wales.
But
nothing prepared me for a very small, pretty person with a little-girl
hair-do and exquisite feet.
Dorothy
Squires picked me up at the studios of L.B.C. after I just finished making
an album with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and I had the same
wonderful famous producer, Norman Newell, as she had.
I asked
her to lunch, she came and cried all through my recording I’ll See You
Again because it reminded her of Roger.
She insisted, although I tried to refuse, that I should go to her
concert.
Every
year Dorothy takes a theatre to sing to her fans, she does not advertise,
but by instinct they all turn up to hear her.
This year she had taken the Palladium on Guy Fawkes Night, the 5th
of November, which everyone thought was mad. ‘The worst night to sell a
seat in any theatre,’ they told me.
The
Palladium was packed from floor to ceiling, there wasn’t a square inch
to put a mouse! Dorothy took
the roof off! Where she keeps
that voice I couldn’t imagine! Then
she told the audience how she met me, how much she loved my Album Of Love
Songs, and she made them all sing If You Were The Only Girl In The World
to me as I sat in the Royal Box.
She
followed it with I’ll See You Again with tears in her eyes and then told
everyone to buy my album. It
was an unbelievable tribute from a professional to an amateur, from one
woman to another! I think
only a Celt could have been so generous in thought, word and deed!
On her
Christmas card to me she wrote: ‘No Queen has and ever will look as
beautiful as you did in the Royal Box of the London Palladium.
Love Dorothy’
Her
heart is as big as her voice.
In
his hilarious 1975 autobiography One Day I’ll Forget My Trousers (Everest)
Pete Murray wrote:
At
the end of 1971 Dorothy Squires came to me and said: ‘I’m doing
another show at the Palladium and I’d like you to compere it.’
‘If
you don’t mind, I’d rather not, Dorothy,’ I said. ‘It’s not
really my scene’. I had
visions of schizophrenia about whether to be funny at the Palladium or
not.
‘You’re
going to do the bloody thing, you see?’ said Dorothy, for whom the
answer ‘No’ does not exist. So
I did it.
After
introducing the four acts in the first half of the show, I sat in my
dressing room during the interval waiting for the second half.
Then it began to dawn on me that it was becoming rather a long
interval. I went along to
Dorothy’s dressing room to find out what was happening, and there I was
confronted by, Dorothy Squires in negligee.
‘What’s
the matter, Dorothy?’ I asked, attempting gentleman that I am, to keep
looking her straight in the eyes.
'The
bloody dress hasn’t arrived,’ she fumed.
‘It’ll be another five minutes at least.’
‘Don’t
worry,’ I said. ‘I’ll go out and explain what’s happened. Are you sure it will be only five minutes?’
She
nodded and I went onstage. I
told a few stories, and glanced into the wings.
Nothing was happening. I
told a few more stories. Still
nothing. By now I was
starting to get desperate. What’s
more I was rapidly running out of clean stories.
Then the dream happened.
A
woman from the audience shouted out: ‘I know you.’
‘Thank
you very much,’ I said.
‘Yes,’
she said. ‘You’ve been up to my flat, and I made you a nut cutlet.’
It
was a gift from heaven. The
audience went into hysterics and she gave me at least ten more minutes of
material to last until Dorothy finally came on.
I don’t know who that woman was, nor, I regret to say, do I
recall her nut cutlet, but if she reads this … Thank you Madam.
At
the end of the show I stayed to give Dorothy her bouquet of flowers. The audience loved her, and she burst into tears, and put her
head on my shoulder.
Now
there are quite a number of gay people among Dorothy’s devoted
following, and at the party afterwards one beautiful young man came up to
me. ‘You know, I never liked you,’ he lisped. ‘Never liked you.
Thought you were a hard man, a hard, shrewd man.
But the way you picked up those flowers for Dorothy, well, it was a
sight for sore eyes. I
thought to myself, here is this hard man … you’re all heart, Pete,
you’re all heart. And then
when you put your arm around her to comfort her … Oh my God, I’d like
to put central heating into your Open House any time you like.’
I
did not avail myself of this offer.
Bruce
Forsyth, in his 2001 autobiography, Bruce – The Autobiography,
published by Sidgwick & Jackson, pays a warm tribute to Dorothy.
Bruce writes:
One of
the Talk of the Town (nightclub) regulars was a favourite singer of mine,
Dorothy Squires. In her day
Dorothy was, in many people’s views, and not least mine, one of show
business’s all-time ‘greats’. She
had a truly force-to-be-reckoned with voice and a dynamic way of putting
songs across. I always judge a singer by whether they make you listen to
the words and, when Dorothy sang, every word penetrated your ear and hung
around in there. She really
was a great performer. I
didn’t know her very well, but I did work with her on a couple of
variety bills. The first time was quite early on in my career when I was a
second-spot and she was an excellent top-of-the-bill. Dorothy was happy, a bundle of fun in those days.
She was married to the actor Roger Moore, a very handsome guy who
was the star of the TV series The Saint, and later took over from Sean
Connery as James Bond’s 007. Her
language could be a bit strong at times, but she was just great with all
the lads, and we shared lots of laughs with her. It was quite common then to be on a bill with stars who were
not that friendly, but Dorothy always found time to say ‘hallo’, chat,
and be amenable to the theatre staff.
The time
I remember her best, though, was when she was booked for a season at The
Talk of the Town. Her
marriage to Roger, whom she loved so much, had just broken up.
I went along with Billy Marsh to the opening night. Because Dorothy was still so deeply affected by the break-up,
she had included in her repertoire that evening every sad heartbreaking
song ever written – The Man Who Got Away …., Can’t Help Loving That
Man Of Mine, It Had To Be You, and so on.
She sang these heart-rending tear jerkers for an hour or more,
before finishing, as she always did, with a great big belter of a number
about not being able to face life without her man, which went on, and on,
and on. Oh dear! My
heart bled for her. And
although everybody by now was feeling a trifle depressed themselves, they
all responded by standing up and giving her a great ovation.
Billy and I were sitting next to Evelyn Taylor, a wonderful
character and one of the best woman agents in British show business.
A petite lady, Evie looked up at me and said: ‘Oh Bruce, wasn’t
she absolutely marvellous. This
is what ******* showbusiness is all about.
Billy and I had to look away because we couldn’t help grinning at
her choice of word; or believe that she thought show business was all
about people going on to give such free vent to their personal emotions!
That, we thought, was quite something for such an experienced
agent. But I loved dear
Dorothy a lot, thought she was wonderful.
And I, for one, never minded her wearing her heart on her
sleeve.”
Danny La Rue
knew Dorothy for well over forty years and regularly impersonated her in
his lavish stage shows. He
paid tribute to Dorothy at the unveiling of the plaque to songwriter Billy
Reid, which took place in Southampton in September 2002.
In his 1987 autobiography From Drags To Riches,
published by Viking, Danny noted:
I do so
much admire the women I characterize.
I pay tribute to them in my own way.
In our business, a woman has to be at least twice as good as man to
succeed. It is awfully
unfair.
When I
first started out in the business I found my own inspiration in such
artistes as Gracie Fields and Dorothy Squires, no-nonsense performers who
just got up on stage and did it without fuss, and they did it well. Although I didn’t model myself on anybody, there were some
very good comediennes around at the time, like Revnell and West, and
Suzette Tarri, and my performance developed through watching, taking it
all in, and learning. Dorothy
Squires has been a constant source of delight and inspiration.
When I do Dot Squires on stage, I nudge the audience in the ribs.
She loves it.
Norman
briefly refers to Dorothy and Billy Reid in his 2002 book My Turn,
published by Century.
My first
actual TV special in the title role was called Wit And Wisdom. It was a 45-minute variety show that went out from ‘Ally
Pally’ at 3.00pm on 18 October 1948, and my guests were Dorothy Squires
and Billy Reid, with the resident BBC baton-swinger Eric Robinson and
orchestra. We repeated it
again two nights later at prime time viewing – 8.30pm.
You could probably count the watching viewers in tens rather than
thousands, but it certainly set the adrenalin running.
Helen
Shapiro mentioned Dorothy several times in her 1993 autobiography Walking
Back To Happiness, published by HarperCollins.
Recalling her early days as a 14-year-old chart-topping artist,
Helen wrote:
When I
did a week at the Chester Royalty Theatre during the summer holidays I
topped a variety bill of magicians, comedians, all kind of acts … I
wasn’t on my own but I was lonely.
It wasn’t how I imagined show business would be.
Dorothy Squires was the brightest spot of the week.
I remember her coming to see me and explaining how essential it was
to pay special attention to make-up on stage because of all the strong
lights. …
I got to
meet Dorothy Squires again. She
must have had her opening night when we celebrated my birthday at the Talk
of the Town because there was certainly a star-studded audience. A bunch of us went round to her dressing room to congratulate
her afterwards. I’d never
seen anything like it. She
had a big cocktail cabinet and was handing drinks to everybody.
The two of us posed for photos with her giving me a birthday kiss.
She was very nice to me. All
the established stars were. I
was just a kid….
There was
another link with those early days when I received an award {in 1991} from
the British Academy of Songwriters, Composers and Authors, along with
Shirley Bassey, Alan Freeman, Gerry Marsden, Marty Wilde, Dorothy Squires
and several others, which was a great honour …
The late
respected film actor Kenneth More had a legal skirmish with Dorothy back
in the late 60s. The event was recalled in his 1978 autobiography More
Or Less, published by Hodder And Stoughton.
Kenneth wrote:
Nineteen-sixty-nine
was also the year of an unfortunate lawsuit involving Dorothy Squires.
I had been asked to be a commentator at the British Film Academy
Awards reception which was to be held in the Hilton Hotel in London.
They were making a TV programme of this, and my job was to
introduce each guest as they arrived, and say a few words about them.
The
evening started off as a great success.
I stood at the top of a long staircase from the entrance hall and
made my spiel … ‘Now here we have Sir Ralph Richardson … and Sir
John Gielgud .. and here comes my old friend Roger Moore and his charming
wife Luisa …’
And they
all passed by on their way to the reception…..
The
evening seemed to pass off splendidly.
But within a few weeks I received a letter from a firm of
solicitors claiming that I had slandered their client, Miss Dorothy
Squires, who was in fact Mrs. Roger Moore, in that I had called another
woman his wife. At that time
Louisa was not married to Roger, although she had borne him two children.
I knew that he had been married to Dorothy Squires, but so far as
the world was concerned, he was living with Luisa as his wife.
I wrote a
letter of apology, but the solicitors replied that this was not
sufficient. Dorothy Squires
was going to sue me in the High Court.
I therefore consulted my old friend, Michael Havers (the future
Attorney General). ‘Will
you handle the case?’ I asked him.
‘With pleasure’.
When the
case came to court, the judge took time off to see a re-run of the TV film
at the Hilton. ‘Now when you go into the witness box tomorrow, don’t
start giving a histrionic performance, Kenny.
I know you’re an actor, but don’t begin spouting a lot of
bloody nonsense. Just answer
the questions I put to you. Nothing
less, but nothing more.’
… I
gave what I thought was a magnificent oration.
I admitted that I might have been wrong.
Dorothy had a point. And
then I looked down and saw Michael Havers literally cringing under his
wig. When I came out of the
box he said, ‘I told you to say nothing except answer my questions.
Kenny I am never, never going to defend you again.’
Anyway,
we won. The jury took thirty
minutes to decide what I had said was not defamatory and Dorothy Squires
was faced with a bill of £3,000 or more, for costs.
She accepted this situation stoically, and like the trouper she is.
Joan Collins
relates an amusing story about Dorothy in her autobiography Second
Act, published by Boxtree in 1996.
Recalling the first time she met her great friend Roger Moore, Joan
writes:
One day I
came home from school to our Great Portland Street flat, and heard a
woman’s high-pitched laugh, then the same voice yelling angrily at my
father. I slipped in through
the front door and saw, sitting in the hall, one of the most handsome men
I’d ever seen in my life. I
blushed, practically swooning, as he stood up, smiled his devastating
smile at me, and said, ‘How do you do? You must be Joan.
I’m Roger Moore.’
I
stuttered a few banalities, my ears tuned in to the cacophony of
screeching coming from the living room, where Daddy seemed to be locked in
mortal combat with a demented parakeet.
Roger noticed my expression, smiled and said, ‘Oh, don’t take
any notice of that. It’s just my girlfriend discussing a deal with your
father’.
‘Your
girlfriend?’ I said. He
seemed awfully boyish and looked about twenty three. ‘Who is she?’ I
asked boldly.
‘Dorothy
Squires.’ He smiled again.
‘Oh
yes, the singer, yes I’ve heard of her.’
Suddenly
the lady in question came bursting out of the living room followed by my
father. They were shrieking
at each other at the tops of their lungs.
My father could bellow with the best, but Dorothy was in a league
of her own. Her voice was so
shrill that it could shatter glass. She
was wearing what was then called ‘the lot’ – peroxide hair piled
high, a ton of blue eye-shadow, cyclamen lipstick, several rings,
bracelets, dangling ear-rings, a necklace, a low-cut floral frock,
ankle-strap shoes and a mink stole over her arm.
Dorothy Squires was about ten years older than Roger Moore, but in
those days any woman over thirty was considered over the hill – my
father had told me that enough times.
“Then,
to my surprise, Dorothy’s tirade turned to howls of laughter and she
turned to my father, kissed him full on the lips, which made me blush, and
announced: ‘All right, darling, you win.
I’ll take the bloody date.’ With that she took her handsome
husband’s arm and teetered out of the front door.
‘What
was all that about Daddy,’ I asked.
‘Oh,
it’s just Dorothy being difficult as usual,’ he snorted.
‘I’ve just signed her for a tour.
She wants this, she wants that, and then she wants the other.
She always asks for the moon.’
‘Why
does she need the moon when she’s got Roger Moore?’ I asked.
‘He’s
got some promise,’ said Daddy. ‘Maybe
I’ll sign him too. He could
be good for films.’
Roy Hudd’s
Cavalcade Of Variety Acts (Robson Books) includes a warm
tribute to Dorothy.
You
always have to be careful writing about the ‘immortal’ Dot – in case
you get sued! – but I have only good things to say about this real
trooper and superlative show woman. She
began as the vocalist with a local dance band, coming to London, now as
Dorothy Squires, at eighteen. She
became the singer with Charlie Kunz.
It was a one-night gig with Billy Reid’s Accordion Band that
changed her life. Billy could
write songs and Dot could sing ‘em.
Throughout the Forties and early Fifties the pair of them topped
Variety bills everywhere and sold thousands of records.
Everything was lovely until she met an unknown actor, Roger Moore;
she parted from Billy and she and Roger married in 1953.
Far be it for me to comment but many people tell me Dorothy
neglected her own career to promote Roger.
She succeeded; he became a film star and they parted in 1961.
The
indestructible Dot battled on. She
consistently made the charts, all without the help of TV exposure or
airplay on radio. She
didn’t know why the powers that be were ignoring her so, in 1970, in a
fit of pique, she hired the London Palladium to show them all.
Her Sunday night concert was a sensation.
She packed the place and all those who had dismissed her as a
has-been had to eat their words. Her
version of My Way made the charts and her concerts all over the British
Isles were triumphs. Her
annual London concerts became a regular event and her audiences, those who
remembered, those who saw her as our own tragic Judy Garland figure, and
those like me who just love a great theatrical performer, adored her.
Her CDs of the 1970 and 1971 concerts have been released on
Sterndale Records. Demand
them from your record shop.
Jean
Ferguson, one of the stars of Last Of The Summer Wine, wrote a 1997
biography She Knows You Know! (published by Breedon Books)
about the late great comedienne Hylda Baker.
Jean mentions Dorothy Squires several times, noting that Hylda
appeared on the same Moss Empire bill as Dorothy and Billy Reid in 1948.
She also recalls when Hylda was the subject on TV’s This Is Your
Life.
“Charles
Hawtrey and Ken Dodd came one, as did the cast of Nearest And Dearest, and
many of Hylda’s relatives from abroad.
The final guest was her great friend Dorothy Squires, with whom she
had a rather intense ‘love hate’ relationship over the years.”
When
Hylda was in her declining years, The Sun newspaper apparently carried a
news story about her and included a quote from Dorothy, Jean reports. ‘Hylda is a lovely person, but terribly insecure.
She had an enormous talent and I think she should have been more of
a major star than she was, but she never realised her own star qualities.
If she is a broken-hearted clown, by God she’s made an awful
laugh on the way there,’ Dorothy commented.
In his
biography Swing It!, about the Andrews Sisters, published in the U.S. by
University Press of Kentucky, author John Forza briefly mentions Dorothy:
After the
sisters’ falling out … Maxene and LaVerne joined forces to form a new
act. They tried to negotiate
with successful British singer Dorothy Squires, hoping to have her join
the act as Patty’s replacement. When
this did not materialise, the sisters held auditions for a lead singer but
they could not make a decision on anyone they thought would be suitable,
so they decided to continue as a duo.”
Thanks
to Kenny Gibson of the Concert Artists Association – and a long admirer
of Dorothy – for drawing our attention to this.
Horse
trainer Jenny Pitman mentions Dorothy in her 1998 autobiography Jenny
Pitman – The Autobiography, published by Partridge Books
Jenny
writes:
Another new
(race horse) owner was the singer Dorothy Squires.
She rang me without warning one day and said she would like to send
me three horses. Dorothy was
an amazing person, almost two personalities.
If she was at our home she’d be quite ordinary and as interesting
as anybody, but at the races she was pure showbiz: loud, and frankly a bit
embarrassing. In her favour, she did love her horses, and they loved her.
She talked to them all the time and they responded.
She had a colt once who she only talked to in Welsh, which made him
go absolutely crackers.
The best
horse she sent me that first season was Esban, a nice old grey gelding
who, at twelve, was in the twilight of his career.
Even so, we managed to win the Crudwell Cup, a famous race at
Warwick, in March 1976. Dorothy
always used to like her horses to make the running, but on that day I felt
that wasn’t the way to play it so I told the jockey Aly Branford to
ignore any instructions Dot gave him in the paddock and to settle the
horse in third or fourth place. Aly
wasn’t in a very pleasant position.
Whatever he did was going to upset either Dot or me.
The only way he would keep us both happy was to win.
Fortunately his determination paid off and Esban won the race
easily. The victory produced
a truly dramatic performance from Dot, who hurtled down the track to greet
her horse as he came in with her arms outstretched, like an actress in one
of those slow-motion movie embraces.
Esband and Aly were duly covered in kisses, as was anyone else
within a fifty yard radius. Dot,
I thought, you are quite a case.
Jenny
also recalls when she (Jenny) was the subject of This Is Your Life.
In
1984 I received another honour, but this time I wasn’t given any
warning, I was misled about what the occasion was.
I was due to be taken by a car to be photographed at a theatre, and
was duly transported to the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane.
There I was met by a man who had a camera hanging on his neck, and
as we walked up the stairs I heard a voice singing.
‘Is that Dorothy Squires?’ I asked.
‘Yes, it is’ said the photographer.
‘She’s rehearsing. Would
you like to say hello?’ We
approached the double doors and as we stepped inside I could see Dot
singing with the band in the spotlight, and then vaguely in the dimmed
light I could see my solicitor, the vet and one or two other familiar
faces. Oh, I thought, this
must be a surprise party, but the next second, from behind a screen, out
popped Eamon Andrews ‘Jenny
Pitman, this is your life’. I
had been led like a lamb to the slaughter.
I was
caught.
The
late show business agent Joe Collins – father of Joan and Jackie, and
who looked after many stars including Shirley Bassey, P. J. Proby, Peter
Sellers, Bruce Forsyth and Tom Jones – wrote about Dorothy in his 1986
autobiography A Touch Of Collins, published by Columbus Books.
One star I
represented did impress Bill (Collins – his son): Dorothy Squires, an
ebullient lady with an amazing flow of language.
Bill enjoyed visiting Dorothy and her husband, handsome actor Roger
Moore. They had a fabulous
home in Kent, with a swimming pool (an unusual luxury for Britain in the
‘fifties) and a billiards room. Roger
would frequently escape the chitchat of the assembled celebrities at
Dorothy’s parties to play snooker with young Bill.
When Dorothy
Squires first met Roger, she was a big star with a huge and devoted fan
following. As a performer she
could ‘sell’ a song better than anyone else, putting enormous emotion
into a performance. Even the
young Elvis Presley, though their styles were so different, listed Dorothy
as his favourite female vocalist. She
was clever too, writing many of her own numbers.
At this time
Roger, eight years Dorothy’s junior, was just another struggling young
actor.
After the
couple married – in New Jersey, USA in 1953 – Dorothy confided in me,
as her agent, about her ambitions for Roger.
She was sure that square jaw, the keen blue eyes, the classic male
beauty, would go down well in Hollywood.
She encouraged Roger to try his luck there.
In the
mid’fifties Roger was given the title role in Ivanhoe, a British
television series based on the Walter Scott classic.
During the shooting we went to a party at the Moores’ place in
Kent. Roger was limping.
‘Got kicked by a horse on location yesterday,’ he explained. ‘The
horse obviously shares my opinion of the series.’
Roger was
never big-headed or self-obsessed. He
felt that his wife Dorothy was more gifted than he was, and he appreciated
her support. He was very
concerned that I did my best to promote her career and he made sure she
got good terms.
When we were
not discussing Dorothy’s business affairs Roger and I still found plenty
to talk about. He was what
used to be called ‘a man’s man’ -
a sportsman like me.
The era of
lavish parties with Dorothy and Roger ended when Roger went off to
Hollywood again for more films and the Alaskans and Maverick television
series. However we stayed
good friends, even after he parted from Dorothy in 1961.
Dorothy went out of my life too.
After I had represented her for many years we had an argument and
agreed to disagree. My
daughters Joan and Jackie, who first met Roger at those parties in Kent,
have remained good friends with him.
From the
autobiography of Janie Jones (pub.1993)
The
first charges were connected with the alleged BBC payola scandal (of which I was later found not guilty).
Among others arrested at the same time was a leading radio producer, a
high ranking man from President Records and the singer Dorothy Squires who
recorded for President.
At
Bow Street I was put in a cell with Dorothy. It was a horrific and
disgusting experience. There was excrement all over the floor and walls.
To make matters worse, Dorothy suffered from claustrophobia – she’d
never been able to ride in a lift at the record company offices – so she
started banging on the door with a shoe. ‘Let us out!’ she shrieked.
‘We’re stars, we’re not criminals, you bastards!’ She was effing
and blinding like mad.
‘You
silly old bag’ the coppers shouted back, ‘you’re not stars in here,
you’re prisoners.’ They were definitely getting their jollies out of
it all, seeing Dorothy under pressure and cracking jokes about her age.
I
just couldn’t believe what was happening. Three whole years had lapsed
since the parties I’d innocently held for President records, and in all
that time, I’d never tried to reinstate the separate escort service
I’d once provided for rich and titled clients. So I sat calmly in the
cell and tried to comfort Dorothy, confident that I’d soon be home for a
cup of tea.
Unfortunately,
I wouldn’t see my kettle for a very long time.
I
was charged and kept in Bow Street overnight. On 19 May 1973 the Daily
Mail blared the headline ‘Janie goes to Jail’.
Jon Pertwee
The Biography, by Bernard
Bale and published by Andre Deutsch in 2000, contains a reference
to Dorothy. Bale describes how
Pertwee appeared with Roger Moore in an episode of the TV series Ivanhoe.
When
I first met Roger at the studios in his Ivanhoe get-up, I thought that he
looked like the prince out of a fairytale.
His flawlessly handsome good looks could have been intimidating had he
not been such an unaffected young man. He
had an absent wife, a singer called Dorothy Squires, years older than him, who
lived in Los Angeles. He spoke of
her with professional respect and, at the drop of a hat, produced her latest
record like other people produce a photograph of their spouse.
While Jon was doing his bit in Ivanhoe, we saw a lot of Roger and
sometimes he came to stay with us at Bourne End (Pertwee’s converted
boat-house in Buckinghamshire).
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