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“It was
while I was filming Catch Hand (in which his co-star was Anthony Booth) that I first met Dorothy
Squires. She happened to drop by the house of a mutual friend while I was
visiting and before she had left she had invited me to one of her famous
parties at her home in Bexley, Kent. The bash was – as all Dot’s
parties were – a star-studded affair, packed with well-known names from
the music and variety side of show business. I still can’t remember how
she and I ended up in bed that night but we did and a bizarre kind of
relationship began. From the start it was an unlikely liaison. Dot was 18
years older than me and not the kind of woman I normally found attractive.
She was loud and brash, wore chunky, ostentatious jewellery, drove a Ford
Thunderbird, and swore like a Billingsgate porter. She had been devastated by the break up of her marriage to Roger Moore and was pretty cynical as far as men were concerned, but we seemed to hit it off, in a macabre kind of way. To described our subsequent affair as ‘tempestuous’ would be an understatement. We both had explosive tempers allied to short fuses, and we had constant pyrotechnical rows. But the biggest mistake was going on holiday together. When I had finished filming Catch Hand, Dot, myself, Ernie Dunstall who was Dorothy’s accompanist, and two of Dorothy’s gay friends, Adrian and Bobby, went to Torremolinos on the Coast del Sol where we rented a large villa. Things started to go wrong almost as soon as we arrived. The main bone of contention being Dot’s penchant for sitting on the beach all day, every day. I have never been a sun worshipper and I can’t swim, so sitting on a crowded beach all day with sun block smeared all over my body, and sand in my crotch, held very little appeal. In fact none at all. Consequently
while Dot lay prostrate on the beach I would go into Torremolinos where
you could buy the previous day’s English newspaper, find a shady bar and
partake of some tapas and a glass or two of rioja. I was soon to be joined
by Ernie Dunstall who, like me, couldn’t see the point of trailing down
to the beach and spending the entire day in a state of total inertia.
Consequently we decided to hire a car for a week and drive out to
somewhere different every day. On the first day we bought a map and, with
Ernie driving, motored over to Granada and spent an enjoyable day
exploring the city. On another
occasion we went to Toledo. Some days we would just drive and if we saw
something that looked interesting we would stop and explore it.
Another day we went to Malaga Airport and took the short-hop plane
over to Casablanca. Even at night there was disagreement. Dot, Adrian and
Bobby usually wanted to go to a club, while Ernie and I favoured a quiet
restaurant where you could actually hear what everyone was saying. The
sense of relief when we landed at Heathrow was palpable. Each of us, I’m
sure, making a mental note never to go on holiday with certain people ever
again. Later, Eden opened in a Tennessee Williams play in Croydon, prior to its transfer to the Savoy Theatre in London’s West End. “For the past four weeks I had been consolidating my friendship with the fair Patricia (actress Patricia Shakesby) and had decided to ask her out for the first time to the after-show party at the Savoy Hotel. To this end I told Dot that only cast members had been invited to the party afterwards. Her immediate reaction was, ‘If I can’t come to the party, I’m not coming to the first night’, which was fine by me. During the first interval of the play the stage door keeper brought me up a note. It was from Dot and went something like this: ‘Have arranged our own party at Joe Allen’s (restaurant) after the show. I will await your arrival’. I ignored it. The first night was a triumph. A packed house gave us a rapturous reception, none more so than Tennessee Williams who leaped from his seat in the front row roaring his approval. Eden’s
relationship with Patricia flourished. “The big problem now was how
to tell Dot. Ours had never been the greatest love story ever told, but I
felt I ought to tell her it was over. Dot reacted to the bad news the way
she always reacted to bad news. She went berserk. I tried to explain the
situation to her over the phone but I couldn’t get a word in edgeways,
sideways, vertically or horizontally. For the next two weeks my phone rang
incessantly, and I was forced to take it off the hook at night to get some
sleep. Eventually things began to cool down a little. The constant phone
calls stopped, and Dorothy seemed to adopt a more conciliatory attitude
when I talked to her. When she
rang me late one night from a recording studio in south London where she
had just finished recording an album, and invited me over for a
celebratory drink for old times’ sake, I thought, ‘Why not?’ After a
pleasant chat and a couple of glasses of champagne, Dot offered to drop me
off my flat. Alarm bells should have been ringing right then but, trusting
soul that I am, they didn’t. As soon as the car began to move Dot locked
all the doors and said, ‘Right, you bastard. Now I’m taking you for a
ride,’ and so saying she put her foot on the accelerator. Now the Ford
Thunderbird is a very powerful car and went from nought to 80 in about ten
seconds flat. Fortunately it was around two in the morning and there was
very little traffic around, so we scorched a fiery trail across south
London, jumping red lights and rounding corners on two wheels. I tried
reasoning with her but Dot wasn’t listening as she sat grim faced and
silent, behind the steering wheel. The really frightening thing was that
Dot wasn’t a very good driver at the best of times, and this was not the
best of times. I kept hoping that a police car would get on our tail and
bring our roller-coast ride to an end. But, as we well know, there’s
never a policeman around when you really need one, and we careered wildly
through New Cross untroubled by the boys in blue. As we left the Metropolitan Police area and entered into Kent Constabulary country, it seemed even more unlikely to me that we would be brought to a halt, except for the intervention of a brick wall, or a tree. Down winding roads we skidded, Monaco Rally style, and suddenly the car screeched to a whiplash-inducing halt. ‘This is where you get off,’ Dot said grimly. I got out and Dot drove away, leaving me in the middle of nowhere. I had to talk about half a mile before I spotted a telephone box, from where I called a taxi to take me home. To paraphrase Congreve: ‘Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned. Nor Hell no fury like Dot Squires scorned. During the time we were together Dot and I, along with Ernie Dunstall, write five pop songs – two of which were recorded by Dot and three by The Bachelors. We also collaborated in writing a musical about Charles II and Nell Gwynne, entitled Old Rowley. It us about six months to write and when it was finished Dot hired a recording studio and with me narrating, Ernie on a synthesiser, Dot singing all Nell Gwynne’s songs, and the Mike Sammes' Singers doing the others, we put it all on disc. Sadly, in
spite of Dot’s Herculean efforts to ‘sell’ it (somebody once said
that if Dot Squires wants to sell you something she doesn’t knock on
your door – she kicks it in!) we couldn’t find any backers. And Old
Rowley was never produced. The sting of rejection was felt far more deeply
by Dot than by Ernie or me. It had been her conception, her baby, and
nobody wanted it. Dot never gave up on Old Rowley. Long after Ernie and I
had moved on, she took every opportunity she could to plug it – but to
no all avail. One last
story about Dot Squires. It was Christmas time and Ken Parry was playing
Mother Goose at Palmers Green in north London, and Dot decided to go and
see it. She arrived, having had a drink or two en route, wearing a
full-length mink coat and, with her entourage trailing behind her, settled
noisily in the front row. Now there is a tradition in pantomime that if someone you know is in the audience you somehow contrive to mention their name. As the curtain rose on the second act Kenny was sitting centre stage shelling peas. ‘Dear me,’ he said, ‘nobody loves me, nobody loves me. Thank goodness I’ll always be welcome at Dorothy Squires’ house.’ From the front row of the stalls, Dot was heard to say loudly, ‘Not after this fucking performance you won’t’. Their friendship was never quite the same after that. To be fair
to Dot – she adored my son David, often having him to stay weekends at
her house in Bexley. When he was 11 years old she took him with her on a
short tour, bringing him onstage every night to sing ‘You’re my best
beau,’ from the musical Mame, in a duet with her which invariably
brought the house down. Dorothy Squires died in 1998 at the age of 83,
homeless and penniless. It was a tragic end to what had been a long –
and at one time – hugely successful career. When I heard of Dot’s
passing, I phoned Ernie Dunstall (Dot’s arranger and pianist) and he
gave me the date, the time and place of her burial.
I wrote it all down and on the appointed day David and I took a
mini-cab to a cemetery in Streatham, SW London, arriving about 15 minutes
before the cortege was expected. After hanging about for half an hour we
began to suspect that something was amiss, made some enquiries – and
realised we had come to the wrong cemetery, which meant we had missed
Dorothy’s funeral, which had been at Streatham Vale Cemetery! Over a drink in a nearby pub I said to David, ‘How could I have made such a stupid mistake?’ David shrugged and said, ‘Dot didn’t want us there’. I read recently that Welsh Heritage were going to put up a blue plaque on the council house in Dafen, Carmarthenshire, where Dot lived as a child, paid for (by now) Sir Roger Moore.” The late
Diana Dors had known Dorothy for over thirty years at the time of her
death in 1984 and Dorothy was in fact one of the last people to visit
Diana, just a couple of days
before Diana’s tragic and premature death in hospital. Diana wrote
briefly about Dorothy in her 1979 book Behind
Closed Doors, published by
A Star Book, the paperback division of W.H.
Allen &Co.
“After
all this interest in the supernatural, I went back to Hollywood again, and
introduced the Ouija board to a number of people over there, among them
singer Dorothy Squires who was then married to Roger Moore. I had known
them both for ten years, having first met Dot in Blackpool with my late
husband Dennis Hamilton, and he and Roger had also been close friends
during his lifetime. Dot was a little dumbfounded at first when she and I
sat together trying to contact the spirits, as for fifteen minutes nothing
happened at all. ‘What is it supposed to do?’ she asked. ‘Just hold
on, Dot,’ I replied. When it eventually gets warmed up and we’ve
contacted somebody you will be astounded. Maybe the atmosphere of
Hollywood is not as good as my old farm in England.’ After
waiting a little longer, the pointer began to move and to our surprise we
made contact with none other than Dennis himself. Dot was amazed, and
having asked a number of questions which he appeared to answer correctly,
as to where she had met him, and so on, she announced excitedly to Roger,
who would having nothing to do with it, ‘Here Roger. We’ve got Dennis
Hamilton on this thing’. Roger looked sceptical and scoffed, ‘Rubbish!
Tell you what, if it really is Hamilton ask him about the pound bet we had
together, he’ll know what I mean.’
Diana also mentioned Dorothy in her 1978 paperback For Adults Only, also published by A Star Book. Under the heading T is For Telephone, she wrote: “Singer
Dorothy Squires is a person who does not like to be hoaxed. I once conducted a whole conversation with her, pretending to
be a newspaper reporter and wound up asking a very impertinent question as
to what she was going to do for sex when her husband Roger was away on
location, Dot was not amused, hung up, and did not speak to me again for
as long while. When she did, it was to ask in quite a hurt tone, ‘Who do
you always make fun of me, Di?’”. The
late
Leslie
Crowther’s
1994
autobiography
The
Bonus
Of
Laughter,
published
by
Hodder
&
Stoughton,
mentions
Dorothy.
Leslie
wrote: That
autumn
the
hugely
popular
singer
Dorothy
Squires
was
holding
auditions
for
the
double
part
of
Alderman
Fitzwarren/Sultan
of
Morocco
in
Dick
Whittington
&
His
Cat,
which
was
due
to
open
at
the
New
Cross
Empire
on
22
December
1951.
I
went
along
and
got
the
part.
The
pantomime
was
hugely
successful
and
Dorothy’s
personality
endeared
her
to
the
audiences. At the time she was having a ding-dong with Roger Moore. I must say I was impressed whenever he came to the stage door. He was a star in the J. Arthur Rank chain of featured artists - and, of course, extremely handsome. Dick Whittington unfortunately lasted for only a month and then, like Christmas, we closed.
…. Above all, Dad (Norma’s father) idolised a great ballad singer, fiery Dorothy Squires. After meeting in the Middlesborough Empire they became friends and he looked out for her, not that she needed any help because she could be as tough as a bar room brawler. Whenever she was within travelling distance of Thornaby, Dad would be in the audience and through all her tempestuous affairs he was the one who listened quietly to talk of her latest love, and the inevitable parting which had given so much pain – temporarily at least, for there was always a new man in her life (this was before Dorothy married Roger Moore). Dad knew that Dorothy could be a demanding monster with the hide of a politician and, like many of that breed, she was often ruthless and unforgiving. But because of her talent he excused her frailties. My parents often went backstage to see Dorothy after the curtain came down and, one evening when I was about 12, they took me along with them. I was utterly bewitched by this glamorous singer.
Lewis
writes: “Also
relevant
to
the
psychodrama
is
his
{Sellers)
fondness
for
younger
women
as
he
got
older
–
women
who
were
his
children’s
contemporaries.
He
once
said
to
Dorothy
Squires,
‘Dot,
love,
I
can’t
help
it,’
and
she
said,
‘You
are
your
own
worst
enemy,
going
around
with
all
these
starlets,’
–
‘But
I
just
can’t
help
it’. Referring to one of Seller’s early performances in variety, Lewis adds: “Sellers was back to being Sellers when he went, next, to Peterborough, as the bottom of the bill comic in a show starring Dorothy Squires. Dorothy, in sunglasses and white rabbit fur, was then starting out as a songbird with Billy Reid’s Accordion Band. If Ethel Merman and Edith Piaf had mated, Dot might have been the result. She was never any stranger to controversy (she tended to biff policemen if they attempted to breathalyse her) and when her under-insured house caught fire, she quipped: ’Next time I’ll live near water.’ She moved to a riverside property outside Maidenhead and was flooded. Her ballads thus had to do with women who find fate an unpredictable jade; who are neglected and degraded – and her torchy numbers might easily be applied too, to the trampish life of any performer. ‘Sticks and stones is the name of the game/For the clowns who choose to entertain.’ All
apt
for
Sellers,
whose
George
Formby
impressions
and
uke
playing
were
boring
the
audience
in
Peterborough
to
distraction.
‘To
stand
on
a
stage
and
be
the
centre
of
such
hostility
is
a
frightening
experience.
I
was
literally
shaking
when
I
came
off,’
he
remembered.
‘During
the
interval
between
houses
the
manager
came
to
the
dressing
room
I
was
sharing
with
six
others,
and
handed
me
a
cheque
for
£12.
‘You’re
no
good
here,
Sellers
boy.
Here’s
your
money.
There’s
no
need
for
you
to
appear
again.’
I
sat
there
miserably,
determined
not
to
give
up,
but
not
knowing
what
to
do.’
Miss
Squires,
realising
that
her
own
vampish
act
was
affecting
the
audience’s
mood,
unpreparing
people
for
Seller’s
whimsicalities,
interceded
on
the
young
man’s
behalf. ‘I
hear
you’ve
fired
the
comic,’
she
said
to
the
manager.
‘I’d
like
you
to
keep
him
on.
You
know
Monday’s
always
a
bad
house.’
‘Well,’
came
the
grudging
assent.
‘I
think
he
must
be
the
worst
comic
in
the
business.’
Disconsolately,
the
non-comic
went
back
to
the
drums,
‘as
I
had
quite
an
aptitude
for
that,’
and
he
received
£12.10s
for
a
week
at
the
Aldershot
Hippodrome,
commencing
February
9th
1948.
‘It’s
a
story
of
total
and
absolute
disaster,’
Graham
Stark
has
said
of
Sellers’
appearance
there,
‘it
unfailingly
reduced
me
to
tears
of
laughter.’
Lionel Blair
In his 1985 autobiography Stagestruck (Weidenfeld & Nicholson) Lionel Blair noted: I
booked into a hotel in Hollywood and thought it might be worth trying to
contact Roger Moore as he was living there by then.
I’d stupidly left my address book in London, so I rang the
biggest agency in Hollywood and asked if they knew where he was.
They very helpfully put me on to his agency, who said they
couldn’t give out numbers, but they would pass on a message to him.
I think within five minutes of that call Roger was on to me,
insisting that I pack my bags right away and he would come over and take
me to his house in Westbury. There
he introduced me to his wife, Dorothy Squires, and they were both
immensely kind and entertained me royally.
There were lots of rumours in Hollywood that things were strained
between them, but while I was with them there was no outward sign of it.
But that’s Hollywood, people are on show even when they’re at
home … Beryl Reid
In her 1984
autobiography So Much Love, (Hutchinson) Beryl wrote: One
of the first weeks I ever did in variety was at the Argyll, Birkenhead.
As I approached the theatre I saw the word REID written in great
big letters and thought, really, for £5 a week they’re overdoing the
billing a bit, then when I got nearer I saw that it was Billy Reid and his
Accordion Band, with Dorothy Squires as the singer, and I was tiny, tiny
– down in the wines and spirits bit.
There were the most wonderful rows with broken chairs and flying
records from Billy Reid and Dorothy Squires, something I’ve never
witnessed before in my life. I was still quite sheltered and my brother drove me back
every night. Barbara CartlandThe late
Dame Barbara Cartland paid tribute to Dorothy in her 1982 Book Of
Celebrities (Quartet) I had heard vaguely of her turbulent quarrels, her unhappiness when Roger Moore left her, her numerous law-cases and many other things. I knew she had enormous voice because, like Harry Secombe and Shirley Bassey, she came from Wales. But nothing prepared me for a very small, pretty person with a little-girl hair-do and exquisite feet. Dorothy Squires picked me up at the studios of L.B.C. after I just finished making an album with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and I had the same wonderful famous producer, Norman Newell, as she had. I asked her to lunch, she came and cried all through my recording I’ll See You Again because it reminded her of Roger. She insisted, although I tried to refuse, that I should go to her concert. Every year Dorothy takes a theatre to sing to her fans, she does not advertise, but by instinct they all turn up to hear her. This year she had taken the Palladium on Guy Fawkes Night, the 5th of November, which everyone thought was mad. ‘The worst night to sell a seat in any theatre,’ they told me.
She followed it with I’ll See You Again with tears in her eyes and then told everyone to buy my album. It was an unbelievable tribute from a professional to an amateur, from one woman to another! I think only a Celt could have been so generous in thought, word and deed! On her Christmas card to me she wrote: ‘No Queen has and ever will look as beautiful as you did in the Royal Box of the London Palladium. Love Dorothy’ Her
heart is as big as her voice.
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